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yoncevevo:

i love it when yall drag the beatles because the education connect song has made a bigger impact on us than anything their dusty asses have done

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*makes a TED Talk about eating ass*
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friend: ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff
me: oh really like what
friend: idk my bf handcuffed me last night
me: whoa that really is kinky
me internally: weak
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unclefather:

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

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unclefather:

me: i need to show you something

matt: what?

me: *slowly pulls my nipple out of my shirt*

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